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a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world

  • - : die
  • 0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
  • 10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
  • 20-30 : i can't feel my face
  • 30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
  • 40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
  • 50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
  • 60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
  • 70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
  • 80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
  • 90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
  • 100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
  • 110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
  • 120-130 : cactuses only
  • 130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun
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mylittleblackhawk:

My Little Blackhawk: The Animated Series 

http://youtu.be/vmG84KQ_Tz0

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stumblingoverchaos asked: Sid/Geno - bodyswap!

stainyourhands:

Sid notices a number of things at once:

There’s sleep-crud in the corner of his eyes.

His sheets are black, which is strange because he distinctly remembers putting the cream ones on last week.

He feels taller.  His foot hurts.  He’s hungry.

There’s a naked body pressed against his side, blond hair in his nose, and he’s hard.  Or, somewhat hard, partly just confused and getting softer by the second.

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koryos:

CATS

let’s talk about housecats and how fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically

like who thought it was a good idea to have tiny malicious predators in our homes anyways????? (not us actually)

are they even domesticated????!!!?? (yes) do they even feel LOVE???????!!? (yes)

LET’S LEARN ABOUT CATS

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you ready 2 learn punk

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edwardspoonhands:

pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

CAT SCIENTISTS!

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"I’m not a believer, pretty sure that’s on record at this point, but I have this theory about how you can have zero faith and still retain a prayerful attitude and a sense of a great divine Other who need not necessarily exist to be a source of profound comfort."

John Darnielle (via insomnius)

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