- - : die
- 0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
- 10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
- 20-30 : i can't feel my face
- 30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
- 40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
- 50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
- 60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
- 70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
- 80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
- 90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
- 100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
- 110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
- 120-130 : cactuses only
- 130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun
stumblingoverchaos asked: Sid/Geno - bodyswap!
Sid notices a number of things at once:
There’s sleep-crud in the corner of his eyes.
His sheets are black, which is strange because he distinctly remembers putting the cream ones on last week.
He feels taller. His foot hurts. He’s hungry.
There’s a naked body pressed against his side, blond hair in his nose, and he’s hard. Or, somewhat hard, partly just confused and getting softer by the second.
let’s talk about housecats and how fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically
like who thought it was a good idea to have tiny malicious predators in our homes anyways????? (not us actually)
are they even domesticated????!!!?? (yes) do they even feel LOVE???????!!? (yes)
LET’S LEARN ABOUT CATS
“you ready 2 learn punk”