- - : die
- 0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
- 10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
- 20-30 : i can't feel my face
- 30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
- 40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
- 50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
- 60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
- 70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
- 80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
- 90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
- 100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
- 110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
- 120-130 : cactuses only
- 130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun
okay!! so thanks to part one now you know who’s on the ice (and that one dude who’s off it). you know what those people are attempting to do, which—RECAP MUSIC!!—is to put the dinglehopper in the mesh thing.
but not all is fair in love and hockey, friends. like, sometimes you’re boppin’ along, singing your heart song, and all of a sudden some dude just comes out of nowhere and puts his body on your body in a way that’s somewhere between “O’DOYLE RULES” and “shhhh, let me whisper in ya ear.”
you know how it is, internet.
some days u gotta throw down.