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ionthesparrow:

For everyone whose team has been eliminated:

ionthesparrow:

For everyone whose team has been eliminated:

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a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world

  • - : die
  • 0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
  • 10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
  • 20-30 : i can't feel my face
  • 30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
  • 40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
  • 50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
  • 60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
  • 70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
  • 80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
  • 90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
  • 100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
  • 110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
  • 120-130 : cactuses only
  • 130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun
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pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

CAT SCIENTISTS!

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i am hockey (and so can you!): YA DONE GOOFED // PENALTIES

ofgeography:

okay!! so thanks to part one now you know who’s on the ice (and that one dude who’s off it). you know what those people are attempting to do, which—RECAP MUSIC!!—is to put the dinglehopper in the mesh thing. 

but not all is fair in love and hockey, friends. like, sometimes you’re boppin’ along, singing your heart song, and all of a sudden some dude just comes out of nowhere and puts his body on your body in a way that’s somewhere between “O’DOYLE RULES” and “shhhh, let me whisper in ya ear.

you know how it is, internet.

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some days u gotta throw down. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

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krisngoodthings:

happy birthday, http://stumblingoverchaos.tumblr.com/ !
it seemed appropriate somehow. :)
eyrereads:

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Aw, thank you! :)

krisngoodthings:

happy birthday, http://stumblingoverchaos.tumblr.com/ !

it seemed appropriate somehow. :)

eyrereads:

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Aw, thank you! :)

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kelseyfitzherbert:

OMG FUCKING BEST THING EVER IM CRYING

kelseyfitzherbert:

OMG FUCKING BEST THING EVER IM CRYING

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shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit:

Allie Brosh: actual national treasure

I like Allie Brosh alot.

bless her heart

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